Security Clearance

I need to verify your identity. If you're not the right girl, this is about to get very awkward for both of us.

Question: Who is the guy that is slightly (very) obsessed with you?


Okay, you passed.

I know I said we should wait a little longer before I made this "official," but I've realized that patience is not my strongest suit when it comes to you.

The truth is, I’m into you way more than I planned. So, let's stop playing around.

The Big Question

Every time you smile at me, I'm reminded of why I build things like this.

Will you be my girlfriend?

(Warning: The "No" button has a 99% failure rate.)

The Fine Print

By signing below, you agree to:
• Unlimited hugs and loyalty
• Putting up with my bad jokes
• Letting me care about you every single day

No refunds. No exchanges.


I knew it. ❤️

I knew you had good taste in men when you first smiled at me! 🤣

You’ve officially made the best decision of your life. I promise to be loyal, to protect your heart, and to learn how to love you better every single day.

Yours always, Sinclare

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RELATIONSHIP RECEIPT
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Item: (1) Boyfriend [Premium]
Name: Sinclare

Status: Successfully Claimed
Owner: You ❤️

Features:
• Unlimited loyalty
• Bad joke generator
• Lifetime support

Date:
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Enjoy your new boyfriend.
He's quite fond of you.
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